I want you to come and try Melbourne Calisthenics for yourself and see what all the fuss is about. I'll even give you 50% off your first month if you stay.
Our warehouse gym 'MCHQ' is located in North Melbourne on both train and tram stops, and with plenty of parking available.
We teach all the moves to all levels, step by step, in a fun, safe and encouraging environment.
and 2 mins to Tram #57 stop 14
Definitely only one free week offer per person
* Free app access is available only after you undertake and pay for the half price first month, then you can have at it baby
Speaking of free app access, it is only FREE while you are a member. After that you gotta cough up the mahoola for my pearls of training wisdom
No you can't share the free week with your misses - tell them to get their own
No you can't share paid memberships with your hubby - soz not soz
Minimum age 14. Unless you act 12, then you're out no matter your real age
Melbourne Calisthenics is a dedicated SAFE training space for all. And that means ALL. D***heads will not be permitted
A strong love for cats and animals in general is preferable but not essential. It just makes you a better person that's all
An ability to tolerate my amazing jokes and sense of humour is probably a strong must. Bring your own too if you want ;)
The decision is now.